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10 CLUES THAT YOU'RE AT A BAD CAMPGROUND
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dually
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 Thu Jun 17th, 2010 03:56 pm
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10 CLUES THAT YOU'RE AT A BAD CAMPGROUND

1. The campground partitions off the campsites with left-over FBI crime scene tape.
2. The lake ripples when a toilet is flushed.
3. The campground name, when translated, means "Condemned."
4. Your assigned campsite number is simply "the swamp."
5. The availability of the camp showers is determined by studying the clouds & guessing when it will rain next.
6. The scary campfire stories are all true and happened on site recently.
7. The guy at the campsite next to you looks alarmingly like Sasquatch.
8. He "accidentally" sits on your camera before you can get a photo of him.
9. He "accidentally" kicks your cellular phone into the lake before you can call the National Enquirer.
10. You wake up to find a bull dozer outside your tent and a guy standing beside it with permits to built a highway right where you're standing.







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dually
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 Posted: Thu Jun 17th, 2010 09:09 pm
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# 2 would have me packing up my campsite and heading on down the road.



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knightfly
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 Thu Jun 17th, 2010 09:12 pm
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#7 might be me.



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Mzzzknightfly
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 Posted: Fri Jun 18th, 2010 01:54 pm
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knightfly wrote: #7 might be me.

Hence, Jimmy's meez..........LOL

Joking Sugs......



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kicken asphalt
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 Fri Jun 18th, 2010 04:00 pm
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#1 I'm out of there!



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